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  Krista gets friendly with a wombat - the photo is unfortunately backlit, but trust me, it was cute. It also looked like it could do some SERIOUS damage with those claws... Christian gets cuddly with Nicholas the Wombat This is your brain. This is your brain on Fisherman's Friend. Any questions? Wombat action More wombat action Even more wombat action! This, however was too safe, so Christian went for something more... intimate, as the next picture shows... How many times do I have to tell you! DON'T PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE THE CAGE!  
 

 
  Christian gets chased down by the wombat I WILL eat that hand in my cage! I will!!!! Hey, no fair... put the camera down! Kangaroo! Krista watches as greedy kangaroos approach for food Krista strokes a fuzzy beast Krista and the kangaroo (sounds like a children's story, doesn't it?  
 

 
  Christian begins his serial deceit of marsupials, coercing the kangaroo away from its new Japanese friend with false hopes of food Lazy kangaroo enjoys the sun Yet again, Christian gets their attention... but is quickly ignored when the food turns out to be nothing more than the hand of some German guy! Krista makes friends. (Well, ok, the kangaroo was looking for food) The local kangaroo mob, post-feast More kangaroos  
 

 
  Find the Krista in this picture. Hint: look for the kangaroo with inferior hopping skills Christian gets up close and personal with the kangaroos Kangaroo begs Christian for a smooch... Feeling rejected, the kangaroo hops away Ok, MAYBE it's time to back off now... The kangaroo gets her kiss after all! Thank you sir... may I have another?  
 

 
  Kangaroo relaxes at the prospect of possible food And yet again, Christian taunts the local marsupial population with non-existent edibles Alpacas Hungry (and very smelly) emu The emu was smarter than the kangaroos; it didn't fall for Christian's fake food trick Emu Emu  
 

 
  Sleepy Koala More sleepy koalas Don't ask me what THIS was doing in the parking lot. Then again, maybe that's the sign of a good tourist trap. It's not a REAL tourist trap unless there's a peacock in the parking lot...  
 

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